CHAPTER 11 CHOO-CHOO
A mirthful farewell to Steamtown
Sung to the tune of
"
Pardon me boys... Is that the Chapter
11 Choo-Choo?
Two million in debt... It may come
back, but don't bet.
Who can afford... To
board the Chapter 11 Choo-Choo?
Oh, you pay twenty bucks... Get bounced
around like a truck...
(First Chorus)
You leave the
Go through DeNaples'
junkyard, then you don't see no more...
Diesel power's
finer...this ain't no Metroliner
Woo-Woo Chapter Eleven here you are!
I'm gonna
meet... A certain party at the courthouse...
Bankruptcy judge... Hope he don't hold
a grudge...
We had it made... 'Til we couldn't pay our phone bill...
Oh woe, what a mess... She's all yours,
N.P.S.
(Second Chorus)
When the engineer is drinkin' at the Phoebe Snow Bar...
Then you know that bankruptcy is not
very far...
They brought it down from up north...
Thought the money'd
come forth...
But Woo-Woo Chapter Eleven here you
are!
(repeat First
Chorus)
Reprinted by permission of radio
station WEZX, ROCK 107
Daniels & Webster, mornings
Performed by Jonesy & Roger
Written by "The Scrantones"
WEZX
(570) 961-1842
(taken from Railpace)